DISQUS

admin · 1 year ago

Camped outside a girl's house for 2 hours, hoping to "bump" into her.

admin · 1 year ago

Asked a girl for her number and she said no. So I pretended that I didn't hear her and asked again. After another no, I was willing to settle for an msn contact, email address or even 3 of the 7 digits. But nothing! I pretended I didn't know her, and started asking why she was harassing me. Skank!

admin · 1 year ago

Put a sock in my pants to make my package look bigger

admin · 1 year ago

Cried after watching Point Break

Wayne Woo · 1 year ago

punched myself in the face, cause the cool kids told me to.

fay mow · 1 year ago

ate a whole pot of mashed potatoes in one sitting

admin · 1 year ago

Jizzed in my pants after I had O-Toro

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admin · 1 year ago

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Honorable Mention for this Pathetic Post

admin · 1 year ago

2 part pathetic response:
<li>Had Virtual Sex with a HotAznCutie </li>
<li>HotAznCutie was probably some 12 year old boy </li>